Master Squid and the Math Competition of Impedent Doom

Master Squid was always good at math. He attended the honors class back in 1854 when he was a freshman in high school. And so when the fliers for the Math competition were posted around the town of Squidville Citylandia, he immediately signed up. He didn't bother to prepare. He already knew that he would win. However, what he didn't know was that something dark was lurking behind that math competition.

And so the day came for the math competition. Master Squid showed up, confident in himself. Afterall, the prize was a free tentacle massage at the Grand Ocean Spa. Master Squid sat down on one of the setup chairs. There was a small desk in front of him and two mechanical pencils. There were no other people. This made Master Squid suspicious. The fliers were posted everywhere but why hadn't anyone shown up? Master Squid ponderes as a huge gaping hole opened up underneath his chair. He screamed as he fell through the hole. He landed in a vat filled with green liquod. Standing on a platform right outside of the vat was Mrs.Flounder! Master Squid gasped with anger. 

"MUAHAHAHA Master Squid, you have fallen into my trap! I have always known you liked math so I-"

"Oh shut up. Why do villains always have to explain their plan? Useless."

"UGH RUDE! I AM BEAUTIFUL! DO NOT INSULT ME LIKE THAT! Anyway, I plan on incinerating you with the liquid you are currently swimming in. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM! MUAHAHAHAHAH!"

"This is just watwr and food coloring. What are you talking about?"

"SHUT UP YOU!"

Mrs.Flounder leaped into the vat to tackle him. What she forgot was that she is allergic to food coloring. Once the liquid touched her, she bloated up. Master Squid used her body to push himself out of the vat. 

"This is what you get for messing with Master Squid!"

Master Squid ran out of the building as Mrs.Flounder took out her shots. 

"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!"

And like that, Master Squid saves the day again!

THE END