Master Squid and the Exploding Elephant

Master Squid loved African elephants. He visited the zoo often to marvel at them. 

One day Master Squid decided to pay a visit to the zoo. He rode the SquidMobile to get there. By the time he arrived, it was raining. 

"DAMMIT! I LEFT MY IRON ON! Oh and it's raining too."

Master Squid sighed and drove back home. However, his home no longer existed. A giant mutant elephant stood at its place, debris underneath its feet. 

"MY HOUSE!!!"

Master Squid gasped. He stared with anger at the elephant. The elephant stared back. The elephant tooted and the area was filled with stinky gas. 

"Ugh! You're such a useless elephant. That was a floccinaucinihiliplification by the way."

The elephant grew angry. It had no idea what that word meant and it was angry that a stupid squid knew! The elephant finally spoke.

"I am the great and powerful EXPLODING ELEPHANT! Bow down to me or I shall destroy this town with my power!

"NO! That was a holophrase by the way."

The elephant tackled him. Master Squid's siphon broke under the weight of the elephant. He used his telethesia to lift the elephant off of his siphon. Master Squid quickly dug a 500 foot deep hole and placed the elephant inside. 

"ARGH! LET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!"

There was a loud BOOM! (That was a holophrase too) Master Squid was thrown back from the blast's impact. After the smoke cleared up, in the hole, there were the remains of an elephant carcass. 

"Sad sad. He died so soon. Oh well. It can't be helped."

And like that, MASTER SQUID SAVED THE DAY AGAIN! (That was also a holophrase)

THE END