Master Squid always loved watching zamobie apocalypse movies and TV shows. He already rewatched the Walking Dead fourteen times, and he couldn't wait until the next episode. He also rewatched Gakuen Mokushiroku Haisukūru obu za Deddo (Highschool of the Dead) fifty-two times.
High School of the Dead
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Master Squid found zombie apocalypses suspenseful and thrilling. What he didn't know was that one was going to happen right after ou read this sentence.One night, Master Squid was taking a stroll. He couldn't go to sleep (he had too much coffee) and decided that some underwater night-time scenery would help calm his senses. As he walked down the path behind his house, he came across an object. In the darkness he couldn't recognize what it was, so he picked it up and brough it back to his house.
It was...well, I honestly don't even know how to describe it. Just look at the picture.
The Unknown Object
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As Master Squid stared at the filthy thing, he noticed that it was alive. It made small scruping noises and shivered on the dining table where Master Squid had placed it. After a while, Master Squid thought it was cute and reached out to pet it. However, the thing bit his hand and then ran out of the house.
"OUCH! Ugh, stupid unknown object! I must punish it. TO THE SQUIDMOBILE!"
Master Squid climbed into the SquidMobile and raced after it. He chased the thing for milliseconds, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, fortnights, months, years, decades, centuries, milleniums...until it finally stopped. When the thing halted, Master Squid looked up to see why it did. In front of them stood...another unknown thing. But this time...this time, Master Squid could clearly see it.
The Quite Disturbing Object
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Master Squid gasped. It was...horrifying! What was it? He didn't want to know. He swerved the SquidMobile around and returned home. When he opened the door to enter his cozy house, he found another object sitting in the dark.
"UGH! Honestly, I'm so tired of finding random things! Please stop, Euwan!"
However, Euwan wouldn't stop. Afterall, she had to entertain Gabby somehow and that was through finding random objects via Google. Duhhh. When, Master Squid turned on the light, he saw:
Zombie Squid: You should've seen this coming. It was in the title.
Source: The-Ozzman on deviantart.com
Master Squid gasped. The thing moved closer to him.
"I am the mystical zombie squid from planet Zlgorg-Gruptnaurght. I have come to planet Earth to avenge my uncle: The Social Media Kraken!
A Depiction of the Social Media Kraken
Master Squid gasped again. He personally knew the Social Media Kraken. They had been best friends in middle school. Social Media Kraken wasn't relatively popular back then until that picture of him was released on Instagram back in 1932. It was quite a funny story of how it happened. Social Media Kraken was hanging out near the shoreline on a day when a schoolful of immature children decided to visit the ocean. These children, after a long bus ride, desperately needed to go to the bathroom, and as immature as they were, the peed in the ocean, right on top of Social Media Kraken. Social Media Kraken freaked out and went on a temper tantrum.
Zombie Squid tackled Master Squid while he was having his flashback. Master Squid snapped out of his flashback and fought with Zombie Squid. They wrestled on the floor. Master Squid punched Zombie Squid, breaking his siphon. Zombie Squid then punched Master Squid in the siphon too, breaking it...again.
"Ouch! I just had that fixed!"
"I'll come back for you next time! Muahahahaha!"
Zombie Squid staggered out of the house, gripping the bloody siphon.
And once again, MASTER SQUID HAD SAVED THE DAY!
THE END!
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