Gubby Fishburger had been missing for a long time now. No one was able to find her, not even Master Squid. After an extensive and exhausting one hour search party, Gubby Fishburger was declared legally dead.
Master Squid was in the shower, singing his favorite song (Lion King theme song obv), when there was a knock on the door. Master Squid wrapped a towel around him and opened the door. The moment the door was open .000000000000000000000000000000001 mm, a group of government agents broke in. They wrestled Master Squid to the floor and handcuffed him.
"Master Squid, you are being arrested for the disappearance and murder of Gubby Fishburger."
"I didn't murder her! Or kidnap her!"
"Oh yes you did. NOW STOP FIGHTING!" A government agent broke his siphon.
"Ouch! That hurt. I literally just got that fixed yesterday."
Master Squid used his telepathic power to teleport to Macquarie Island, Australia.
"They'll never find me here. Now, what do I need to do to clear my name? Ah! I must find the missing/dead Gubby Fishburger to prove that I am innocent. But first things first. Since this is such a beautiful island, I'll enjoy a nice, relaxing vacation."
Master Squid checked into a nearby hotel and decided to go to the landscape overlook hot tub. At the hot tub, he met a nice-looking girl. Master Squid decided to put his flirting classes to the test.
"Hey, baby. Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"We're sitting in a HOT tub. Kind of obvious."
"...Anyway, are you an angel, because you're from heaven."
"No, I'm not an angel fish. I'm actually a guppy."
"GODAMMIT! I'M TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOU! Will you go out with me or naw?!"
"Naw."
Master Squid gave up. He trudged out of the water and retreated to his hotel room.
"That girl was so rude. How salty. But, she looks familiar. Eh."
Master Squid fell asleep. The next morning, he tried to find the rude girl. He found her at the hot tub again.
"So, please reconsider. Will you go out with me to dinner tonight?"
"No."
"I won't take 'no' as an answer."
"Will you take nein?"
"Nein."
"Niet?"
"Niet."
"Nee?"
"Nee."
"Jo?"
"Jo."
"Bú?"
"Bú."
"Nahi?"
"Nahi."
"I said 'no' to you in English, German, Russian, Afrikaans, Albanian, Chinese, and Hindu. What more?"
"All I want is for you to go to dinner with me."
"Non" (That was french).
"ARGH!"
Master Squid got angry. He grabbed the girl and raced out of the hotel, while she screamed. He ran/swam to his town's local police station.
"This girl is a menace to society! I demand that you arrest her!"
The police station was quiet.
"You found her! You found Gubby Fishburger! Good job, Master Squid." The chief commander spoke.
"....................................... eh?"
Similar expression to that of Master Squid's
And so, Master Squid has saved Gubby Fishburger!
The End
