Master Squid had a sister. Yes, surprising isn't it? No. If you're a real squid fan, you'd know that Master Squid had 48 sisters in 1938 (Master Squid and the Dust Cleaner of Doom). Master Squid had many sisters, but there was one he favored the most. Her name was Mayella Squid (I've recently been reading To Kill a Mockingbird. But don't worry. This squid isn't tempting a black man.). Mayella Squid was the meanest squid in the Squid family. She was cruel and bitter, and she kicked puppies (*gasp what a crime!). You, reader, might be wondering why Master Squid would love the meanest sister the most. Well, long story short, Mayella Squid had brainwashing powers, and she brainwashed Master Squid into adoring her. What siblinghood!
Anyway, Mayella Squid had a baby (don't ask me who the father is). It was a fat baby. Fattest thing you've ever seen. Like really, it was FAAAAAAAAAT. Mayella didn't know what to do with the baby. She was going to kick it out of the house, but she felt sorry for it (yay, some good in her). So, she sent it to the brother who loves her. Master Squid receieved the baby in USP (United Sea Postal) package. At first he thought it was his new hair cutting umbrella gown.
Apparently, it was not. Master Squid had no idea how to care for a baby, especially one that ate so much, Then he thought 'OH NO! What if this baby is one of my enemies in disguise? It is pretty big.'
Master Squid zapped it with his siphon laser and the baby died.
And so, Master Squid had saved the day again.
The End
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