UUUMAFASS #1 Release Date (For Now)

UUUMAFASS #1 Release Date (For Now)

I shortened it to UUUMAFASS #1 since it was so long. Anyway, I calculated about how long it would it would take me to finish UUUMAFASS #1 at the rate I'm going at right now. Anyway, I don't want to give away spoilers. If you want to know when it is, highlight over the next line (I think this only works on computers)
January 31, 2065 JK JK Fine, here's the actual one: March 1, 2016. Happy now?

ULTIMATE ULTRA ULTRON MEGA AWESOME FABULOUS AMAZING SQUID STORY #1 TRAILER

ULTIMATE ULTRA ULTRON MEGA AWESOME FABULOUS AMAZING SQUID STORY #1 TRAILER
This is the moment you all have been waiting for...well, not yet. This is only the trailer. WHO'S PUMPED FOR ULTIMATE ULTRA ULTRON MEGA AWESOME FABULOUS AMAZING SQUID STORY #1? Oh btw, this was all Gabby's idea so if it goes wrong, let's blame her. Anyway, back to the trailer.

*insert low, manly commercial voice
Master Squid, the (sort-of) hero of this universe is in crisis. His past adventures are catching up with him, bringing back his best friends...and worst enemies. He will need some old allies and some new help to save him from his past. *INSERT REALLY LOUD DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE Will Master Squid be able to save his ocean and himself?
Featuring:
The Channel 666 Crew: Brass Pitt, Kim Kardash-EEL-ian, Kanye East, Cameraman
Donald Shrimpshrump
The Fat Baby
Gubby Fishburger (aka Missing Gubby Fish-and-Cheeseburger)
Exploding Elephant
Dust Cleaner of Doom
Zombie Squid
Social Media Kraken
King George III
Daniel Lambert
Buenos Aires Stock Exchange
Kimba the White Lion
Simba
The Bloomer Platform
Mrs.Flounder
the Great and Adored MYSTICAL PEDO VAN
and many, many more...

Coming: WHENEVER I FINISH IT, YOU JERKS